Monday 31 December 2012

Osaze — I Regret Insulting Keshi But He Wasn't Fair To Me


Estranged Super Eagles attacker Osaze Odemwingie has said he regrets his abusive Twitter comments. He claimed they were made because coach Stephen Keshi was not fair to him. He even described Chris Green, whom he had also abused, as a good man:
“I remember it was Green who settled my case with Siasia then, but I was too angry when he called me over this matter, and was impatient to listen to him.”  
“My comment was not directed at him personally, but to those who made the decision, but I think I overreacted then.”
On his face-off with Keshi, Osaze said:
“I called the coach two or three times within that period, maybe two or three days before the list was made public and told him of my commitment to be part of the Nations Cup, and have told my (club) coach I will be going to the Nations Cup.

“I told the coach I was ready to report to camp by January 3, even before other professionals start reporting to camp, if I were in his programme for the Nations Cup, and even told him to feel free to drop me, if I were not in his programme.

“I felt betrayed after that seeming heart-to-heart discussions with the coach few days to the release of the team list and he could not hint me I was not in his plan for the Nations Cup.

“I am human and open to errors by the way I may have taken the issue, and regret the whole controversy, and want to put all this behind me now and focus on my club career, while wishing the team the best of luck as a Nigerian.”

Recall that the West Bromwich striker had in the wake of the release of the Nigeria provisional team list for the 2013 Africa Cup of Nations taken to his Twitter account and made disparaging comments against Keshi, the team captain and some Nigeria Football Federation officials. 

Past coaches, including Samson Siasia and Lars Lagerback, were not spared and continued days later with direct hits at ex-Nigeria international Victor Ikpeba.

However, Osaze said his mistakes were made in a fit of anger.

Wednesday 5 December 2012

Talking Horses

Lingfield Races
They race on Wednesday on the all-weather at Lingfield, above, where Yarroom is the best bet in the opening race. Photograph: Mike Hewitt/Getty Images

11.45am Dettori gets six month ban for positive drugs test

Tony Paley: Frankie Dettori has been suspended from riding for six months after being found guilty of taking a prohibited substance, his legal representative Christopher Stewart-Moore said on Wednesday morning.
The three-times British champion jockey, 41, tested positive for what is believed to be cocaine following a routine examination at Longchamp on September 16. Dettori's suspension runs from November 20 to May 19 and is likely to be reciprocated by racing jurisdictions worldwide, including by the British Horseracing Authority.
He will be back in time to ride in the Epsom Derby. You can read more details throughout the day in our story here.

9.30am Catterick gets go-ahead but more weather worries for racing

Tony Paley: Wednesday's meeting at Catterick goes ahead following an early-morning course inspection. With temperatures having only dipped to minus 1C, allied to a dry night, the jumps fixture was promptly given the go-ahead at 7.30am.
Catterick clerk of the course Fiona Needham said: "It's very good news. We had no snow and overnight temperatures got down to minus 1C, which wasn't a problem." The going is soft, good to soft in places.
Meanwhile, Thursday's meetings at Wincanton and Leicester must pass 8am precautionary inspections on raceday morning. Although the Somerset circuit is raceable, course officials are taking no chances. Overnight temperatures are set to drop to minus 2C, but the inspection has been called in case the frost is sharper than has been forecast.
Wincanton Clerk of the course Barry Johnson said: "I'm very confident we'll be fine - we'll be OK with minus 2C - but some forecasts are predicting minus 4C. There's no frost in the ground now, but the ground is quite wet. It's very much a precautionary inspection."
Frost is the main issue at Leicester, with temperatures set to drop to as low as minus 5C. A maximum daytime temperature of 2C on Thursday has also been forecast.
Clerk of the course Jimmy Stevenson said on Wednesday morning: "There's no frost whatsoever this morning - we are perfectly raceable - but there is quite a severe frost forecast tonight. If we think we have a chance at 8am, we'll probably call another inspection later in the morning and then, possibly, look again. We've got to be patient."

Wednesday's best bets, by Tony Paley

It was snowing, OK it was sleeting, this morning in north London, but with the weather forecast suggesting freezing temperatures overnight, more flurries of snow and heavy rain on the way by the end of the week it's probably best to grab that all-weather form book and take a peek at life on the sand.
Lingfield is a good place to start as the course is starting an extended run of eight days racing caused by the temporary closure of Wolverhampton and flooding at Southwell which is likely to set to keep that track out of action until the new year.
The first race there on Wednesday features the best bet of the day in the shape of Yarroom (12.00) from Roger Varian's yard. The Cape Cross colt impressed when getting off the mark at Wolverhampton last time, easing clear to win by seven lengths and it will be disappointing if he can't follow up off top weight on his handicap debut.
Hometown Glory (1.30), who should be suited by stepping up in trip to a mile for trainer Brian Meehan, is another to consider on the Polytrack card. He has a good record on the surface and everything looks in place for him to give a good account on Wednesday afternoon.
Catterick getting the go-ahead on Wednesday is a bonus as Rear Admiral (12.20) looks well worth a very close look in the opener at the Yorkshire track. He has been in excellent form in the point-to-point field since his last run over hurdles with four easy wins from five starts. The selection hails from the shrewd Mick Easterby camp and they could well have a very well handicapped runner on their hands.

Tipping competition, day two

Perhaps the Anglo French race at Folkestone wasn't the friendliest race we could have chosen yesterday. In any event, no one had the winner, Fitandproperjob (9-1). Yossarian24 had the other two, Rouge Et Blanc (100-30) and Angel Cake (6-1), giving him the early lead.
This week's prize is a copy of the Racing Post's annual, now in its second year and a really good-quality offering that any fan of the sport will enjoy, with masses of lovely pics and contributions from Tony McCoy, Richard Hughes and Willie Mullins. If you don't win, you can buy a copy here.
To kick things off, we'd like your tips, please, for these races: 2.40 Hereford, 2.50 Catterick, 5.50 Kempton.
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As ever, our champion will be the tipster who returns the best profit to notional level stakes of £1 at starting price on our nominated races, of which there will be three each day up until Friday. Non-runners count as losers. If you have not joined in so far this week, you are welcome to do so today but you will start on -3.
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IKHANA: WHY WE FAILED IN EQUATORIAL GUINEA



Former chief coach of Super Falcons, Kadiri Ikhana has shed light on why the senior women’s national team he led to the African Women’s Championship in Equatorial Guinea failed to retain the trophy and the reason why he resigned his appointment. He told RICHARD JIDEAKA that the host country's antics and absence of two key players frustrated his team from doing well…

How did you feel leading the Super Falcons to relinquish the AWC title without a fight in Equatorial Guinea?

Well, I felt very sad and disappointed that we failed to retain the cup as we planned to do from the beginning. A lot of factors actually affected the team from performing at its optimal best. To show how devastated I felt after we lost in the semi-final to South Africa, I took a decision to resign and which I did as soon as we returned to Nigeria.

Coach, were you forced to resign or you did that out of your own volition considering the fact that your contract said you should at least reach the semi- final of the championship?

But you know me very well that nobody can force me out. I resigned because I failed to meet the target I set for myself. My target was to win the trophy but having surprisingly lost in the semi-final, I just knew it was all over for me.

You mentioned that so many factors were responsible for the Super Falcons’ poor outing in anAfrican championships; can you divulge some of these factors?
 
Yes, one of them was that 10 days to our departure on a training tour of Ghana, the NFF technical department with the directive from the technical committee chairman released two of my key attackers to a foreign club without my consent. I protested this action which I regarded as a deliberate attempt to frustrate and weaken the team. I expressed my bitterness when I went to defend the list before the technical committee members but I was assured that the club would release the players for the competition which they never did. The players in question- Desire Oparanozie and Francisca Ordega, are by all standard players who could have turned things around for the team. When it became obvious that I would not have them for the championship, I had to quickly draft in some new players as replacements.

Another factor was the late arrival of foreign-based players to join the team. Five of the foreign-based players invited for the AWC were only able to join us three days to our departure to Ghana and the sixth player, Perpetua Nkwocha, joined us on the day of our departure to Ghana. This short period did not allow us to evaluate their fitness level; psychological and mental preparedness but having registered them based on their pedigree, we had to make do with them.

Could there be any other factor that led to your dismal outing at the AWC?


Of course, the major factor why we lost was the antics of the host and organizers. It was as if they had mapped out strategies to frustrate us and this began as soon as we landed at the Malabo airport on Thursday October 25. They made things difficult for us and easy for other teams. They succeeded because at the end, our players lost concentration and became frustrated. Some of them even fell sick and could not play some games. They made us stay for about five hours at the airport before we could board our flights to and from Malabo and Bata. They provided inadequate rooms for the team and some of us had to stay in different hotels. Can you imagine that for us to eat we had to move from one hotel to another three times in a day and none of these took nothing less than an hour. We were made to shuttle between Bata and Malabo. We traveled more than all other teams during the championship.

Back to your preparation for the championship, would you say it was adequate and that the NFF played their role very well?

To be fair to the federation, they gave us the best of preparation any team can ask of. The team lost because we fell to the antics of the hosts and despite all the efforts made by Dr. Sanusi Mohammed and others to lift the girls’ spirit, nothing came out of it.

What is the way forward for Nigerian women’s football?

The NFF should settle the feud in the women’s league and ensure that the league becomes competitive and attractive. Again, they should use the age grade teams for developmental competitions and not the ‘you must qualify’ idea that is ruining the progress of the senior team. I mean players must not be allowed to play any age grade competition twice and any player in the senior team must not be allowed to return to the junior team no matter how young she may be. I think, we still have what it takes to rule Africa again if the whole of next year is used to build a new team since there would be no competition next year. I also think that the so- called foreign based players should be made to join camp at least two weeks before any major competition or we forget about them. From my observation, it seems that they either do not play football regularly over there or that the standard of the league they play is too low.

Would you give female football another try if given the opportunity?

In my resignation letter, I thanked the NFF president for the opportunity given me to serve the country and I hope to serve again if they find me suitable for any job. So, I would be ready to coach the girls again because I was able to instill discipline in the team and I know I can do better than I did last time.
 

AGBIM: VENEZUELA WIN WILL BOOST OUR AFCON PREPARATION



Super Eagles reserve goalkeeper Chigozie Agbim has told IZUCHUKWU OKOSI that last Thursday’s international friendly game in USA was the beginning of good preparation ahead of the 2013 AFCON in South Africa

How would you describe the Super Eagles’ performance in the friendly match against Venezuela in Miami, USA last week?

It was not an easy game despite the result. The Venezuelan side has some experienced and gifted players so it was not easy at all to beat them. We also have very good players who are motivated to do well and fight for their places in the Nations Cup squad.

You did not play any part in the game in Miami, were you disappointed?

Well, I would have loved to play a part in that game because it was a friendly affair, but I have to respect the decision of the coach to leave me out. Being in the team was a privilege in the first place but I know that my time to play consistently in the national team will come.

There are plans by the Nigeria Football Federation to arrange more friendly games this time with African teams before the Nations Cup. How are the players looking forward to playing those games?

The friendly game against African sides will be fine because of the Africa Nations Cup coming up in less than two months in South Africa. The countries that have been mooted as our likely opponents are very strong sides and I believe that we will give a good account of ourselves in those games as usual.

The Nigeria Premier League season has not kicked- off yet, don’t you think it will affect the match fitness and invariably the chances of the home-based players to make the Nations Cup squad?

It is a worrisome development but the coaches know the abilities of the players in the Nigeria Premier League- especially those who have been part of the national team set-up. Hopefully, when the camping for the Nations Cup opens on December 17, everything will be sorted out before the end of the exercise.

The whole team celebrated the win over Venezuela in Miami after the game. What was the mood amongst the players and coaches like?

The win was a morale booster and it also means that the team is improving and can get better when the Nations Cup comes around.

How did Stephen Keshi motivate the team before the game?

He told us to prove that we merit a place in his team for the Nations Cup. He was happy that the likes of Shola Ameobi and Bright Dike opted to represent Nigeria. From all he has been saying to the players, he has confidence in our abilities. He respects our feelings and always inspire his players which is very important in the game of football.

The team will camp in Faro, Portugal ahead of the Nations Cup. Do you think weather factors will hinder your preparations for the Nations Cup?

The camping in Europe will not affect us rather it will help us, the home-based players especially. It will be winter in South Africa in January and playing Venezuela was like playing away from home.

The likes of Shola Ameobi and Bright Dike made their Super Eagles debuts against Venezuela. What impact would you say they made in the team?

Both players were excited to play for Nigeria and it showed in their performances. Dike plays in the MLS but despite that, you could see that he was happy to play for Nigeria. Ameobi is an experienced player and his qualities are needed in the team. If you have such players in your team, you know that you have a genuine chance to do well against your opponents. He was a source of inspiration to other players.

Sammy, Shola’s brother has decided to wait for a chance to play for England in future; do you think he should emulate his brother and play for Nigeria?

It would be nice to have both of them play for Nigeria because they are both gifted players.

Sammy was invited to the Flying Eagles camp in the past even though he eventually did not play for the team.
Well, it’s his decision to make. Let’s see if he would have a change of mind.

With the determination of other African Nations to win the Nations Cup, do you think the Eagles are ready for the threat of other teams?

The spirit amongst the players is very high and we want to win the Nations Cup. We will be ready for the challenges ahead surely.

You moved to Rangers FC of Enugu. How would you describe the new atmosphere?

Rangers are the pride of the eastern people, and I was warmly received when I got to the club. I could see that it was a team where you can develop as a player. It’s a friendly place to work and hopefully, I will do well with them.

Are you setting any personal target for the year 2013?

Of course, I do, every player does. I want to win the league with my new club, Rangers. It’s
been long since they won a title in the domestic scene and I want to be part of the team that will break that jinx.

Thank you for your time…

It’s always a pleasure to speak with you.

Manchester City's Champions League campaign is new top English flop

Roberto Mancini
Roberto Mancini claimed he was not embarrassed after the defeat by Borussia Dortmund on Tuesday saw Manchester City crash out of the Champions League.
Roberto Mancini's Manchester City did not stand still in this Champions League campaign, they regressed. Three points, no wins, muted performances and an alarming lack of know-how marked a path to bottom place in Group D. Even Europa League football – the "prize" for finishing third of four teams – was beyond reach.
This goes down as the most dire English performance in the group stages of the continent's elite competition. The nadir of Blackburn Rovers in 1995-96, which featured the David Batty-Graeme Le Saux punch-up at Spartak Moscow, showed a final tally of four points and can now be replaced by City's humiliation.
A phase that threw up the glory-soaked night of cash-strapped Celtic beating Barcelona 2-1 thanks to a late winner from an 18-year-old debutant, Tony Watt, had the £1bn Sheikh Mansour project taught a lesson at every stop it limped into. City scored only seven times (two fewer than last year), lost 3-1 to a callow Ajax in Amsterdam, and ended a painful, six-game long capitulation by surrendering on Tuesday evening to a largely second-string Borussia Dortmund.
The injured David Silva and Gaël Clichy apart, plus the suspended Yaya Touré, the XI sent out by Mancini, who cannot stop rotating strikers, was his strongest. For Dortmund, Jürgen Klopp fielded only five of the team that taught City a lesson in the earlier, reverse match between the two, as the captain, Sebastian Kehl, Sven Bender and Mario Götze were injured and the star Polish trio of Lukasz Piszczek, Jakub Blaszczykowski and Robert Lewandowski were named only as substitutes.
Dietmar Hamann, the former City midfielder who won the 2005 Champions League with Liverpool, summed up the disbelief at the performance that sealed City's exit from European football this season. "The gulf looked very big," he told Sky Sports. "Borussia rested some of their top players. The players who came in for City all cost a lot of money. The Borussia players didn't. I saw one team that had the will to win and one that didn't. If I didn't know beforehand what their position in the group was I would have thought that Borussia had something to play for and City didn't."
As damning was the verdict of Ruud Gullit, a double European Cup winner with Milan: "The manager takes the responsibility when you win and when you lose. If the intention was to get out of playing in the Europa League then they did a great job. If their intention was to win to get in to the Europa League then they made a fool of themselves. It was dreadful. There was no team at all. I didn't see anybody getting mad or angry or even looking like they wanted to do it. It was such a bad performance. Even though they didn't want to play in the Europa League, at least they could have made an effort. At least do something.
"They bought a lot of players for their name. I don't think they bought players for other reasons. I don't see the reason they bought Maicon. Maybe someone can tell me that. They had some good players and they sold them."
In last season's Champions League bow City gathered 10 points, scored nine times and returned two victories to finish behind Napoli and Bayern Munich. Then, Mancini's mantra was that 10 points is usually enough to progress, and that lessons would be learned, the experience drawn on.
Yet the alarm again sounded as early as the end of this term's opener at Real Madrid. 87th and 90th minute goals from Karim Benzema and Cristiano Ronaldo turned a 2-1 win into a morale sapping loss for City. "Mancini said after one defeat that he knew what the problem was and he would fix it," Gullit added. "That's what he said. I have not seen that he has fixed it. I just see them playing worse and worse."
From Madrid, Mancini's men sleepwalked through the stage. Two weeks later, Mario Balotelli's late penalty salvaged a point at the Etihad after Dortmund's slick passing and clever technique took City apart. Then came the debacle at Ajax despite Samir Nasri giving City a 22nd-minute lead, when lax defending and foggy-minded attacking allowed Frank de Boer's band to win at a canter, 3-1. In the return, the Dutch champions were 2-0 up after only 17 minutes before goals from Touré and Sergio Agüero salvaged a point. That made it only one managed from the six on offer against the group's weakest team.
Ultimately, this return cost Mancini's gang the chance to retain hope of progressing into the final two matches as the Italian faced the indignity of having José Mourinho bring his side to the Etihad in late November with City virtually out and watch the man who may replace him one day oversee the 1-1 draw that finally killed any mathematical chance. Of this, Mourinho laughed and said: "If it was Real Madrid the press wouldn't let me return to Madrid."
At the Westfalenstadion on Tuesday Mancini claimed he was not embarrassed by City's failure. He added: "Dortmund went out in the group stage last season, and were fourth. But this season they can win it in my opinion. When you start and make mistakes, like we did in the first two or three games, you cannot recover."
Football's ruthlessness means Mancini will be lucky to get the chance to make it third time lucky next season.

Shared woes match Portsmouth and Coventry amid football and finance

Fratton Park
Portsmouth's financial woes may be reaching an end but Coventry's stadium issues also offer a grim lesson.
The battle over Fratton Park is shortly to be resolved in court (1). The twisted history of Portsmouth's financial ills and, indeed, its ownership ills seem to be moving towards a denouement (the topics of the stadium which has become separated from its club in ownership terms, and the mixed blessing that a new stadium can bring, are ones that I have covered in previous postings (see postings passim). Certainly as a member of the Pompey Supporters Trust, and a strong advocate of fan ownership, I want the Trust to "win" the case (they are not a directly participating party, hence the quotation marks). The case for a much lower valuation is a strong one, and for once I'm optimistic that the result will, for once, go the right way. If it doesn't, it will almost certainly mean the liquidation of the club, and the fight to establish a resurrection club will begin in earnest no doubt.
Nearer to home, literally, as I live in work in Coventry, if not metaphorically, the issue of the ownership of the Ricoh is almost as prominent on my radar.
Its origins go back to the heady days when Coventry was enjoying a notably long and unbroken run in the top flight, dating back to 1967 and the managership of Jimmy Hill. Its then stadium at Highfield Road dated from 1899, and, with a post-Taylor capacity of approximately 23,500, it lacked any of the facilities that a Premier League stadium needed to compete from a business point of view. It was not a million miles from Fratton Park to be honest.
In 1997, under the Chairmanship of Bryan Richardson, grand plans were announced for an ultra-modern stadium to be built on a brown-field site on the northern edge of the city, close by Junction three of the M6 (and adjacent to the Coventry-Nuneaton railway line). Arena 2000, as it was originally to be called, was to be the envy of many a self-respecting Premier League, with a retractable roof and a removable pitch, making it ideal for other revenue-generating activities such as pop concerts. What could possibly go wrong?
Well, just about everything:
The brown-field site, which had been the site of Foleshill Gasworks, proved problematic. Contamination of the site required two years of remedial work to make it reusable (2).
The club was being operated unsustainably. By 2003 debts were at a level of £20m (3) and continued to rise (4) and rise (5).
On the pitch, Gordon Strachan failed in the battle to keep the club up in 2001.
In 2002 it was only possible for the building project to continue with the formation of a new joint company, Arena Coventry Limited (6), 50% owned by Coventry City Council and 50% by the Alan Edward Higgs Charity, a wealthy local charity for children which has a strong sports interest.
Sponsorship of the stadium by local car manufacturer Jaguar, itself under financial pressure, fell through as production of their cars in Coventry ceased (7).
To cut a long and tortuous story short, the stadium was built, but to a significantly lower specification than originally planned (capacity was reduced to 32,500), Ricoh took on the sponsorship, and Championship Coventry played their first game there in 2005. Not that this proved a particular turning point for the club. In 2007 a potentially club-saving takeover by American consortium Manhattan Sports Capital Partners fell through (8). Then, having come within twenty-five minutes of going into Administration, the club was acquired by venture capitalists SISU (9).
Although SISU planned to buy at least the 50% of the shares owned by the Alan Edward Higgs Charity, this has not happened, and the club continues to rent the stadium from Arena Coventry Limited. From the club's financial perspective, the stadium is thus a monthly liability rather than the major asset and revenue generator originally envisaged.
Relegation from the Championship to League 1 in 2011 exacerbated an already difficult situation. Attendances and revenues were hit. The agreed rent, reported to be £100,000 per month, became significantly unrealistic for a League 1 club to sustain. Again cutting a long story short, the owners and club have been unable to agree a compromise rent that is realistic, and the club, SISU that is, started a 'rent strike' in March last year (10). Obviously this is a situation that cannot run on indefinitely, and in the last few weeks matters have come to a head, with both sides apparently digging their heels in and maintaining collision course. On the one hand, Deputy Conservative leader John Blundell says that ACL may have to seek a winding-up order over the unpaid arrears (11), while on the other Coventry City Chief Executive Tim Fisher accuses Arena Coventry Limited of pulling out of talks (12). Whatever the rights and wrongs of the respective protagonists, some compromise needs to be reached, and rapidly.
As well as the two confrontational tales of Fratton Park and the Ricoh, there is a crumb of comfort on the stadium front at Stockport County's Edgeley Park (13) where a deal has been announced that will see the club running the stadium at a reduced rent and retaining the revenues from it. Let's hope there will positive news to report shortly from both Coventry and Portsmouth.
• This is an article from our Guardian Sport Network. To find out more about it click here.
• This article first appeared on John Beech's Football Management blog.

Roy Hodgson shows Oxford Union his style is as impressive as Psy's

Roy Hodgson at England's game in Poland
The multilingual Roy Hodgson tries mixing it up with some hand signals during England's World Cup qualifier in Poland.
The Oxford Union was called a "shambles" in the university press last week for its botched handling of the visit of Psy, the South Korean singer. Apparently 1,300 people applied to see the "Korean superstar" but fewer than 400 were allowed in, with "media people" and the paparazzi taking up too much space in the chamber. Psy taught the gathered few the Gangnam Style dance that has been infecting the nation. It all sounds a little naff, but was probably more eagerly anticipated than Roy Hodgson's visit to the Union on Tuesday afternoon.
Hodgson's appearance was not mentioned in last week's edition of the Oxford Student newspaper. Space was allotted instead to a story about a crackdown on the "slob culture" in a college common room and a feature on where to avoid zombies if the dead rise in a forthcoming apocalypse. Two writers in the sport section debated the merits of the north London managers under the headline: "André Villas Bollocks Vs. What an Arsènehole". Where's Lord Justice Leveson when you need him?
With Union hacks dizzy from the visit of a Korean pop star and students either scratching around in their own filth or scouting for post-apocalyptic bunkers, the visit of the England manager must seem rather boring. Hodgson comes with little fanfare. Walking into the room, he could pass for an academic. He would fit in well here if he didn't wear such expensive suits.
Hodgson has his own history of academia. He taught PE in schools in south London before managing football teams professionally and even taught some French while playing in South Africa. The 65-year-old comes across like a benign arts teacher who is too soft to stand up to misbehaviour but a nice enough guy not to attract the wrath of troublemakers. He would be a good boss.
The Union librarian, Rajiv Dattani, introduces Hodgson with a speech that will do little to allay fears that students are overly dependent on Wikipedia. The man from the FA puts on a quick video and we all watch a highlights reel of Hodgson's best bits. We see his teams – Fulham, Liverpool and England, of course – score goals and then the camera cuts to pictures of the manager smiling on the touchline.
If the video does little for Hodgson's varied and illustrious career, the man himself is keen to put things right. Hodgson has managed 19 teams in eight countries and seems happiest when discussing his work outside England. His urbane and cultured approach to life and management seem to go down well with the students. He references the Joseph Heller novel Good As Gold while talking about expectations; he quotes Winston Churchill on the topic of favouritism; and, while discussing the transfer market, he draws the analogy between a player's price being what a club are willing to pay and a piece of art being valued at what the collector will spend.
Hodgson spends most of his half-hour talk taking the audience – "you future leaders of commerce and industry" – through his managerial principles. He admits that the concept of having a football philosophy came to him late in his career, only when he returned to manage in Sweden for the second time in 1983. Before being asked to speak in managerial conferences – "They became a big deal in the 1980s" – Hodgson says he hadn't really considered what type of manager he was, or what he believed about the game. He says he would be "appalled" if he were to look back on his old coaching sessions. He films training with England now, so no learning opportunity is lost.
Hodgson's management philosophy seems to be influenced by the writing of Dale Carnegie, the American self-improvement author who urged leaders to inspire their team by thinking positively. Hodgson says a few times that "the best way to improve people is through praise rather than criticism". He emphasises the importance of enthusiasm and energy, qualities he needed while managing Internazionale. The club's owner had told Hodgson that he would not have to learn Italian and could speak in French to an interpreter, who would pass on his instructions to the players. After a few weeks, Hodgson recognised that his dour translator was not conveying the message with enough gusto, so he learned to speak Italian himself.
Hodgson's flair for languages is astounding. He picked up Swedish in six months but never once used it to speak to his players. They preferred to speak in English, so his new linguistic skills were saved for dealing with the press, giving talks and socialising. He was particularly taken by the Swedes' ability to speak "the Queen's English" with no sign of a foreign accent. While managing the Switzerland national team he learned French, but this perceived favouritism angered the German-speaking media in the country. So he picked up some German and delivered a speech to the assembled journalists in their native tongue. Problem solved.
Hodgson's passion for his time abroad comes up time and time again. He left England aged 28 with a wife and young son, and didn't return again until he was nearly 50. The time away had "a profound effect on him". When beginning the question and answer session, Hodgson appeals for inquiries from people who want to learn about other countries, but, naturally enough, most people ask about England and its football clubs. He is proud of West Brom's progress; he was "pleased" when Adam Johnson left Manchester City for Sunderland "to get a game", as it was "difficult to assess him in the Manchester City reserves". And he speaks fondly of Michael Appleton, the Blackpool manager who is his former assistant at West Brom.
Hodgson deals with each question manfully, but he lights up when asked about the lack of English footballers playing abroad. "That's a good question," he says. "It's about money," he answers initially, before rolling off into a soliloquy on England's island mentality. He refrains from criticising his players, but his desire to see some of them to take more risks is plain. David Beckham is picked out for special praise for "chancing his arm" and moving to Real Madrid, Milan and LA Galaxy.
Hodgson winds things up with a few tips for life. He says to dream big, to keep things in perspective and to not fear failure. As he walks off to appreciative applause from the members of this old institution – founded in 1823 and with a WiFi password that references a 19th century prime minister – it's impossible not to think that this very un-English England manager would enjoy the frenzy caused by a Korean pop singer.

Brazil back at square one after replacing Mano Menezes with Scolari

Mano Menezes
Mano Menezes is a thoughtful coach who was improving with the young team he was moulding.
Timing, in football and in life, is everything. Just ask poor old Mano Menezes. The 50-year-old, who had (somewhat fortuitously) kept his job as Brazil coach in the wake of a shoddy 2011 Copa América campaign and again after a bitterly disappointing loss in the final of the Olympic football tournament, was relieved of his duties on 23 November – just weeks after the seleção produced the two most impressive performances of his reign.
In time, it will become clear just how thankless the task undertaken by Menezes really was. The inheritor of a side troubled by the twin terrors of age and underachievement, Menezes managed to inject some spark back into the seleção. He successfully integrated a new generation of players, ended the perceived selection bias towards those plying their trade in Europe, and got Brazil playing proactive football after years of stuttering under Dunga.
True, his stewardship was not without fault. Brazil's Copa América performances were as stodgy as the pitches they were played on, while it took an inordinate amount of time to find a central midfield combination that suited the progressive game he wished his side to play. But he has reason to be thoroughly disappointed at his dismissal, which comes just 18 months before the World Cup. Menezes's whole project was based on a four-year cycle, which seemed more than fair given the enormity of the job at hand. As it is, he has been deprived of the opportunity to sit his final exam, that by which his work could have been fairly judged.
His sacking, which was orchestrated by CBF president José Maria Marin (of whom more later) speaks again of the short-termism at the heart of Brazilian football (and of football per se, for that matter), and leaves his replacement, Luiz Felipe Scolari with two options, neither of which is particularly appealing: to build upon Menezes's work (in which case why fire Menezes himself?) or to rip it up and start again just when things are taking shape.
Of the three names initially linked to the job in the wake of Menezes's departure, Scolari seemed the least attractive option. The sultry Muricy Ramalho may have turned down the seleção in 2010, but his CV (three consecutive Brasileirão titles with São Paulo, another with Fluminense, a Copa Libertadores win with Santos) is hard to ignore. Tite, who guided Corinthians to their first ever Libertadores title this year, looked an even more likely candidate, particularly when the CBF announced that Menezes's successor would only be appointed in the new year – i.e. after the Timão's long-awaited Club World Cup campaign.
Another name was thrown into the mix by sports paper Lance!, who claimed that Pep Guardiola was interested in the job. The mouthwatering prospect of a tiki-taka takeover was rejected out of hand, however, highlighting the commonly-held (if increasingly outmoded) view that Brazil should never be coached by a foreigner. "I believe in Brazilian managers," scoffed Marin: "We've won five World Cups with our own coaches."
That reverence for the successes of the past reached its logical conclusion with Scolari's appointment on Wednesday. Felipão, of course, is one of the famous five; he was parachuted in to the Brazil job in 2001 and led the seleção to their fifth World Cup. That success, and the fact that Brazil have failed to replicate it in the decade since, ensures that Scolari has a significant and vocal constituency. Indeed, the pro-Felipão groundswell in the days following Menezes's dismissal was almost palpable, with assorted Brazil alumni (including national-treasure-turned-political-nodding-dog Romário) piping up in support of their man.
But public opinion isn't always right. If the last 10 years have been hard on the seleçao, they've been even harder on Scolari, whose trophy cabinet has been expanded to the fairly measly tune of one Uzbek title and one Brazilian Cup. A lengthy spell in charge of Portugal promised much but delivered little, while his last high-profile job, at Chelsea, lasted for all of seven months.
A return to his homeland hardly helped matters; while Scolari deserves credit for guiding Palmeiras to the Copa do Brasil earlier this year (a title that reaffirmed his reputation as cup specialist), his fingerprints are all over the ignominious relegation of the Verdão to Série B. One of Scolari's most notable managerial attributes – his ability to galvanise team spirit even in the face of criticism – was in scant supply in São Paulo, with his prickly personality creating rifts in the boardroom and in the dressing room. Tactically, too, his best days appeared to be behind him: his decision to use a three-man defence in 2002 was indicative of a coach willing to take brave, unexpected decisions; his Palmeiras side, by contrast, traded in clunky, percentage football.
All of this, apparently, was lost on the CBF, whose decision smacks of petty politicking. It appears that Marin, whose greatest hits include the not-so-subtle pocketing of a youth tournament winner's medal earlier this year, wanted to break up the de facto Corinthians old boys alliance that had control of seleção. Sanches, a close friend of former CBF president Ricardo Teixeira (the man Marin replaced), also found himself seeking new opportunities a couple of days after Menezes was sent packing, as Marin marked his territory. In this context, the appointment of Scolari – and of Carlos Alberto Parreira, another World Cup winner, as technical director – must be seen as populism, plain and simple.
Of course, good outcomes sometimes come from what appear to be bad decisions; history can make a fool of anyone. For now at least, though, Scolari's appointment looks misguided. In Menezes, Brazil had a thoughtful coach who was improving as his side did; a man who, despite some hiccups, successfully oversaw a much-needed generation change. Scolari may be the popular choice, but you can only go back to the future so many times.

Ricky Hatton can be ranked among the best of British boxers

Ricky Hatton v Vyacheslav Senchenko
Ricky Hatton was better than many at boxing and sidestepping the truth, until after the defeat by Vyacheslav Senchenko.
He may struggle to see it this way as he tends his kind, battered face but there is an unavoidable symmetry to Ricky Hatton's career deeply rooted in the history of boxing: nearly all his pain, physical and spiritual, arrived in a rush at the end.
That he was knocked out in three of his last five fights – finally, on Saturday night by Vyacheslav Senchenko – after an unblemished run of 43 wins and world titles at two weights placed him in exalted company. Very few world champions in a century and more of the fight game have avoided a similar fate, and the greatest seem to fall hardest, among them the towering triumvirate of Muhammad Ali, Sugar Ray Robinson and Joe Louis.
There is a simple reason they have to endure such a cruel farewell, as Hatton acknowledged in the small hours of Sunday. Half an hour earlier Senchenko, a tall competent Ukrainian and former world champion, had slipped a hook into his thinly protected midsection with all the clinical sweetness of Brutus slaying Caesar, and Hatton fell to his knees for the final count. That much we know. But why and how?
"Too many hard fights," Hatton mumbled through purpled lips, "burning the candle at both ends. It doesn't matter how hard you train, when that bell goes, a fighter just knows."
He knows but he cannot say. While there is breath, there is hope. Only when there is no more need for innocent lies – to himself, his opponent, those asking awkward questions – can a fighter embrace the truth. That is why they fall: they are magnificent deceivers. There are few sadder sights in sport than a boxer in the aftermath of defeat, physically and spiritually spent, trying to rationalise the reality that has just consumed him. Somehow Hatton always managed to find the words (perhaps because they came at us like a flurry of red leather) to convince us that, whatever the wounds on the outside screamed, inside he was OK, thanks very much. After all, had there not been far more good nights than bad?
There had. And we wanted to believe him. We believed him, against all better judgment, when, putting a cheeky grin on the reality, he told us he "should have fuckin' ducked" against Floyd Mayweather Jr in 2007. We believed him, less fulsomely, after the trauma of his two-round hell against Manny Pacquiao in 2009, when he promised us that he'd had enough, there was no more to give, that he could walk away. The sight of him sitting in the sun by the pool of his Las Vegas hotel, beer in hand, girlfriend by his side, only hours after being rendered unconscious at least held out the promise that he would welcome the release from his discipline and enjoy what he imagined might be a normal life.
It wasn't normal, of course: not what most of us would call normal. Always the most generous spirited of men, Hatton succumbed to the temptations of adulation, especially in the city that loved him most. In the bars of Manchester and beyond, he played as hard as he worked, drinking himself to the precipice of killing himself while strangers slapped him on the back or, in the depths of his ordeal, turned the other way, embarrassed. That hurt him more than any punch, which is why we found ourselves at ringside again, watching him fight for their approval one more time. It is a drug as powerful as heroin, boxing.
And how they wanted him to relive the past: Twenty thousand of them, singing with the full gusto of any of the 13 previous nights they'd packed the Manchester Arena for him.
Those promises and reassurances from the distant and recent past were an illusion, a necessary one, perhaps, for the function of the exercise, but loaded with danger. "That's what I did three years ago," he said. "I made excuses. There's always an excuse to find. But I needed to find out if I still had it. And I haven't. I needed to find out if I can still mix it at world level. And I can't." He paused, and allowed himself a final indulgence: "But I've no complaints. I can look in the mirror and be proud of myself and say I gave it my best."
He did that, unforgettably. He can be ranked among the best British boxers since the war, in the company of Lennox Lewis, Ken Buchanan, Joe Calzaghe and Nigel Benn, (who were there on Saturday night), Lloyd Honeyghan, John Conteh, Chris Eubank and Naseem Hamed. Only Henry Cooper on this side of the Irish Sea – and Barry McGuigan on the other – generated similar, unquestioning warmth among a hard-bitten constituency.
We should remember him for his triumphs – none better than seven years ago against Kostya Tszyu – however hard it is to obliterate the memory of that last wicked body shot and his sad drift to the canvas. From the moment a boxer pulls on gloves for the first time, he is looking for approval, and that insecurity haunts all of them until the day they quit. Hatton is no different. He was just better than most, at boxing, and, until the end, sidestepping the truth more adroitly than he did Mr Senchenko's concluding, merciful blow.

The Joy of Six: late sporting dramas

Steve Harmison claims the wicket of Michael Kasprowicz in the dramatic Edgbaston Ashes Test of 2005
Steve Harmison claims the wicket of Michael Kasprowicz in the dramatic Edgbaston Ashes Test of 2005.
From an Ashes classic to the Winter Olympics, via All Ireland hurling, the 1994 Shell Caribbean Cup and more
NB: We have done a Joy on Six on late goals before, which you can read here.

1) The second Ashes Test, Edgbaston 2005

The world can't actually have stopped that Sunday morning. For some people it must have been much like any other, the Saturday night revellers must have been in bed nursing hangovers, the Sunday morning church-goers taking their places on the pews. But for the rest of us, there was only what was happening at Edgbaston. Everything outside of that could wait.
Australia were 175 for eight, chasing 282, play having closed the previous night with a majestic slower ball from Steve Harmison, which bamboozled Michael Clarke. England were so cocksure that they had actually claimed the extra half-hour on the third day, believing that they could end the match that night. They couldn't, quite, but they surely would soon the next morning.
With the last man Michael Kasprowicz out in the middle with Brett Lee, it was merely a matter of when, not if, England would win. Fifty needed, and Kasprowicz walked across his wicket and whipped four to fine leg. Forty needed, and Kasprowicz lofted four more over mid-off. Thirty needed, and Lee walked down the pitch and punched a single past the bowler. With each run, a little drop more faith drained away.
Until all of a sudden came the dreadful realisation that England weren't going to win at all.
Twenty needed, and Michael Vaughan, almost desperate now, brought Andrew Flintoff and Steve Harmison back into the attack, though both men had bowled too short all morning. Just 15 needed, and Flintoff fired a no-ball down the leg side, and we all watched it run away for four leg byes. The game was up, the dream was over. England had blown it, just as they always did.
Australia needed just four runs when Harmison started the last over, and Lee took one of them off his very first ball. A block from Kasprowicz, and then … The twist is, of course, that Kasprowicz wasn't out at all. His hand was off the bat when he gloved the ball, but in all the excitement no one noticed. Geraint Jones dived forward to take the catch, and England exploded into life. "Jones!" cried Richie Benaud as the catch was taken, "Bowden!" he added, as we saw the crooked finger go up, and "Kasprowicz!" as the batsmen slumped to the ground. "We might as well admit now," wrote Paul Wilson in this paper, "that nothing in the next month of overhyped, overpaid bladder-chasing is likely to be as gripping, as heroic, or as memorable as the denouement of the Edgbaston Test." He was actually underselling it. Never mind the next nine months of football. There hasn't been a moment to match it in the last seven years of English sport. Andy Bull

2) Barbados v Grenada, 1994 Shell Caribbean Cup

Fifa introduced the golden goal in 1993 in an effort to encourage attacking play. The flaw in this plan quickly became obvious as it usually had the reverse effect, aggravating fear and making teams even more cautious in extra-time. The organisers of the 1994 Shell Caribbean Cup were wise to this but, alas, did not notice the problem with their supposed solution until it was too late. Their idea was to make a golden goal count double. This, it was thought, would produce fireworks during the group stages, when draws were outlawed, meaning any match that was level after 90 minutes would go to extra-time. But the combination of these two rules left a loophole that rendered the Barbados-Grenada game wholly loopy.
Barbados went into the match needing to beat Grenada by two clear goals and were doing so until 10 minutes from time, when their lead was cut to 2-1. What to do? Try to get a third goal, of course.
Barbados tried that for a few minutes and then, with Grenada defending stoutly and time ticking down, inspiration struck: in the 87th minute they brazenly smashed the ball into their own net. Now it was 2-2 and Barbados would have 30 minutes to get the two goals they needed (since the golden goal would count double) … but only if they made it to the 90th minute with the scores still at 2-2. And Grenada, having twigged what was afoot, were determined to rumble the Barbadian plot.
Scoring an own goal themselves before the 90th minute would only mean a 3-2 defeat for them, a result that would put them through to the next round at Barbados's expense. The remaining three minutes of regulation time, then, consisted of half the Barbados players defending the Grenada goal to stop Grenada scoring an own goal, and the other half defending their own goal to prevent Grenada sneaking up and scoring at the right end. Larks, there were many.
Barbados made it to the 90th minute and then, in the fourth minute of extra time, hit the golden goal to win 4-2 and advance to the next stage. Where they were knocked out. A subsequent investigation punished neither side, as both justifiably claimed that they were doing their best to win according to the rules laid down. Paul Doyle

3) Offaly v Limerick, 1994 All Ireland senior hurling final

They call it The Five-Minute Final. Played in front of a 56,458 crowd, many of whom had actually left by the time Johnny Dooley flicked the switch for Offaly, the 1994 All Ireland hurling final remains arguably the greatest smash-and-grab in the history of Irish sport. Five points down with just five of the 70 minutes remaining, the Offaly hurling team stunned Limerick with a scarcely credible comeback in which they scored two goals and five points without reply to see off their shell-shocked rivals by a margin of six points. As far as late big-game rallies go, those unfamiliar with the sport of hurling are invited to recall last season's final-day Premier League thriller between Manchester City and QPR. Now imagine if Manchester City had come from two or three goals behind in injury-time to win by two or three and you're some way towards understanding the magnitude of this achievement.
A famously skilful team that was practically unbeatable on its day – days that were decidedly few and far between at the time, it must be said – Offaly had gone into the 1994 All Ireland final dogged by a reputation for not over-exerting themselves in training that, while exaggerated, was not exactly unfair or without foundation. In an era when increasing numbers of amateur Irish Gaelic Games players were embracing all the benefits of professional training regimes except the accompanying wages, the hurlers of Offaly were notoriously fond of a pint and did little to disabuse those tut-tutting from the sidelines of their notions that here was a bunch of supremely gifted, albeit indolent piss-heads.
With five minutes to go, Limerick were leading by five points, 2-13 to 1-11 and looked to be cantering towards their first championship final victory in 21 years. On one of their regular off-days, Offaly were struggling badly, barely in touch and showing no signs of anything resembling recovery. On a sortie into Limerick territory, Billy Dooley, one of three brothers in the Offaly forward line, was brought down on the 25-yard line and his free-taking brother Johnny, a gimlet-eyed sniper, stepped up to the sliotar. Looking to the sideline for instruction, Johnny was greeted by the sight of one of the coaching staff raising an index finger. Translation: stick it over the crossbar and chip a point off Limerick's lead. In a demonstration of the complete disregard for authority for which the names of assorted players on his team had long been bywords, Johnny decided completely to ignore the order and sent the ball fizzing low and hard towards the well-guarded goal-line. Assorted defenders flailed and the net rippled. Limerick's winning margin was down to two points.
What happened next was scarcely credible. Rather than take stock and give his team-mates a breather, the Limerick goalkeeper Joe Quaid rushed his puck-out, only to see the ball plucked from the sky by an opponent and sent straight back towards him. A bounce on the floor, Offaly's Pat O'Connor pounced and what had seemed like an unassailable lead was now a one-point deficit for the men from Munster, who were paralysed with terror and suffering the mother of all chokes.
Eager to see how much gas was left in the explosion, a rejuvenated and merciless Offaly turned the screw, raining in points from all angles with Johns Dooley and Troy chipping in one each, before a completely unmarked Billy Dooley scored three in succession from the exact same spot. It was carnage; car-crash stuff, with the players of Offaly piling on in the last minute to turn a deficit of five points into an astonishing winning margin of six. In the saloons of Limerick, to this day, they don't like to talk about it. For years in those of Offaly, we spoke of little else. Barry Glendenning

4) Novak Djokovic v Roger Federer, 2011 US Open semi-final

Tennis is not often a sport that lends itself to last-minute drama. There is no time-specific ending to a tennis match, no designated last minute, no stoppage-time, no point at which the umpire has to call it a day. Nicolas Mahut and John Isner? Well, they just kept on playing and playing, hitting serve after serve, forehand after forehand and backhand after backhand until Mahut finally cracked, Isner winning the final set of their Homeric match at Wimbledon 70-68. The match had taken 11 hours and 50 minutes, spread over three days to complete. Whereas Andy Murray took just over an hour and a half to beat Nikolay Davydenko at Wimbledon this year – which is roughly how long it took him to win one set against Novak Djokovic in their Australian Open semi-final in January.
Unlike a last-minute winner in a football match, the final point of a tennis match is not always the most memorable. This is not absolute, mind you; no one will forget Murray's stunning forehand to win his Wimbledon semi-final against Jo-Wilfried Tsonga this year, or Roger Federer's joyous smash to beat Rafa Nadal in the 2007 final. Those are moments permanently etched on the mind. But ultimately there has to be a deciding point in every single match; they are not unique and the sport works to a formula. Unlike a last-minute goal, you know it has to arrive at some point.
Usually in tennis, a comeback takes a while. If you're two sets down, you know it's going to take another two or three hours of slogging to win the match. Manchester United trailed Bayern Munich for 85 minutes of the Champions League final in 1999 and needed two minutes in stoppage time to win it.
Djokovic could be seen as the Manchester United of tennis. Blessed with ludicrous levels of self-belief, never more so than when the chips are down, no situation is too hopeless for him to rescue. A break point is a minor inconvenience. Being broken is a bit irritating. Going two sets down just makes things more interesting. When Djokovic was down against Murray in the US Open final, Mark Petchey remarked on commentary that he looked beaten, which was pretty much asking for the rampant but ultimately fruitless fightback that followed.
Murray survived – but Federer had no answer to the onslaught, confined to the space of a few minutes, in their semi-final a year earlier. Federer and Djokovic have not always seen eye to eye – Federer once told Djokovic's parents to be quiet during a match – and they have a certain history at Flushing Meadows. Federer won their first three meetings there, including the final in 2007, and in their 2009 semi-final he embarrassed Djokovic with an outrageous 'tweener that set up a match point, which the Swiss took.
They met again in the last four the following year but by then Djokovic was a changed animal, an irresistible force of nature, and when he faced two match points on his serve he saved them, first with a swinging volley and then with a brilliant forehand winner. He had learnt to go for broke and Federer didn't quite know how to handle it. Djokovic won (but lost to an absurd performance from Nadal in the final).
The 2011 semi-final was their fifth match in a row in New York and Djokovic, by now the world No1, was the hot favourite to beat Federer … who promptly won the first two sets with some inspired tennis. Djokovic again fought back, taking the next two and sending the match into a deciding fifth set, just like the year before. It looked like the match was only going one way, yet somehow Federer roused himself to take a 5-2 lead. And earn two match points. Just like the previous year. Only this time, they were on his serve. Surely there was no way back, despite the doubts that must have been creeping into Federer's mind.
We didn't know it at the time, but the expression on Djokovic's face was a clue about what would happen next. His eyes were bulging, his mouth was gurning and just before the serve came in, he gave a little nod. As if everything was fine. As if this was just another point. When it turned out to be so much more. When it turned out to be one of the greatest points ever played, Djokovic sending a deranged cross-court forehand winner whizzing right back past a stunned Federer, who could only watch in awe. That was it. Federer had one more match point but he might as well have retired there and then. Djokovic had taken up residence in his head and he knew it, the Serbian waltzing off around the court with his arms outstretched, lapping up the acclaim. John McEnroe called it one of "the great all-time shots".
It was a bitter pill for Federer to swallow. He had a hard time accepting it.Luck, he said. Genius, said everyone else. Jacob Steinberg

5) Lindsey Jacobellis, women's snowboard cross final, 2006 Winter Olympics

If Aesop had been into winter sports, chances are he might have called his tortoise Steve Bradbury. For in 2002 the Australian speedskater went up against a bunch of prize hares and, thanks to an unfortunate and, let's face it, amusing last-ditch mishap that took out all of the favourites, Bradbury became one of the most improbable gold medallists in history.
Applause and guffaws all round. Another heart-warming event in the winter Olympics came four year later when the USA's Lindsey Jacobellis, the reigning world champion, seemed certain to take the only gong that had eluded her in a triumphant career. With a 43-metre, three-second lead over her nearest rival, Switzerland's Tanja Frieden, going into the last jump, Jacobellis decided to perform a slick trick … but fell on her hide and let gold slide. She recovered to take silver but was ridiculed for missing out on the gold because of premature celebration. But Jacobellis's botched method grab was no outburst of hubris à la Juan Manuel Leguizamón or DeSean Jackson, rather it was simply an athlete being serene and natural enough to remember, amid all the hype and tripe, why she did sport for in the first place. "Snowboarding is fun; I was having fun," she explained heroically. PD

6) Wales 32-31 England, 11 April 1999, Five Nations

On the surface, there did not appear to be a great deal in this for Wales. Having lost to Scotland and Ireland in their first two matches, a solitary win over France was not enough to maintain their interest in winning the championship going into their final match against England, who still had it all to play for. The chance to put English noses out of joint was not to be sniffed at. Sport just wouldn't be the same without schadenfreude, would it?
Despite Scotland's win over France the day before, England were heavily fancied to beat the Welsh and secure the championship. Coached by Clive Woodward, their defence was strong, they had a 19-year-old Jonny Wilkinson cutting his teeth, still four years away from his World Cup heroics, and they had won all three of their matches. Nothing could go wrong. The bunting was ready. Wales had even been thoughtful enough to play their home matches at Wembley while the Millennium Stadium was being built, which meant that England could go straight out on the town once they'd won.
England dominated the first half and led 25-18 at the break, although a few moments of indiscipline gave Neil Jenkins six penalties. Wales drew level soon after the restart but two penalties from Wilkinson gave England a six-point lead that seemed to all but secure their victory as the minutes ticked away. But Wales had other ideas. As the match entered stoppage-time, Rob Howley and Scott Quinnell combined to find Scott Gibbs deep in English territory and with nothing to lose, he slalomed past five England players to score a preposterous try and cut the lead down to a point. "He's like the leader in a buffalo stampede," roared the commentator, Bill McLaren.
As Wembley erupted, packed with fans who had travelled down from Wales, Jenkins converted the kick with ease to break English hearts. But it wasn't just Wales who were celebrating; the last-minute turnaround meant that Scotland had won the championship on points difference. Oh England! JS